Perfect for hump day!

Allow me to set the scene:

Group of friends at a dinner party. Good food, good wine, good fun. Dane Cook is playing on TV in the background. He's talking about men and their avoidance of STD's.

Lacy asks: So have any of you ever had a girl tell you she has an STD before sex?

Guy (to remain nameless) answers: I had a girl tell me she had crabs right before sex.

Lacy asks: So what did you do?

Guy (to remain nameless) answers: I got crabs.

Sometimes...
honesty can be hilarious!

Happy hump day friends and please remember to ask the right questions and then practice safer sex (or be willing to go get the creme after).