This post is coming out of a raised awareness lately about how people use their words.
We need to scrape the gum and boogers off the bottom of the table.
Yeah, you go scrape that crap off.
Why don't you just ask me with a please?
I recently opened a business.
Please give me all the credit and a billboard if possible about how wonderful I am.
I am pretty sure that you probably had some help along the way.
We are pregnant.
Literally in a few months there will be a baby in the house.
Umm yeah she's the one who's pregnant, she is the one who is going to push that new little person from her good girl. I am not exactly sure how I'd prefer this to be said, especially since I have not been pregnant myself but what I know for sure is that I get a guttural reaction when I hear it out loud.
I say: Happy Thursday!
It means: Have a most lovely day and I hope that you smile and laugh today.