Please remove your head from the microwave.

Read this at your own risk. It is wordy and long and sometimes a little out there but it might totally ruin your love for that little magic box in your kitchen. Dammit I suppose this means it will now take 45 minutes in the toaster over to cook my frozen chicken burrito from Trader Joe's instead of 2 minutes in the microwave. Hmmm now that I think of it I suppose that time discrepancy should have been telling me something.

P.S. I am into my nutrition school curriculum hard core now so be prepared for lots of good food info coming your way! Yay!