We've got one of those

Remember that guy from the movie Notting Hill that kept coming into the TRAVEL book shop asking for books that were not travel books. "How about that new John Grisham thriller?" Yeah we have one of those. He's been in about a half dozen times now and wants to talk about the weather, how you feel about it, etc. He walks in and marches right up to the desk and starts firing away with the questions. He is riding a fine line with me. I am about to get all Hugh Grant on him the next time he comes and say "LEAVE immediately, go!"